First time blogger

Ok, so how long before this gets old? Didn't expect that, did you? Well, I'm the type of guy that only takes on tasks that have definate reason, or have the prospect of having an outcome that shines in my favor (and occassionally the favor of others). Currently, I see none of either in blogging.

Some folks may say I'm selfish or self-centered; I just think I'm calculated and precise. Besides, I've been known to drop a few quarters in the Jimmy Fund can at the convience store or take that 'quick' phone survey that last an hour and a half just because the woman at the other end sounded lonely and depressed. Both those things really don't benefit me, but I did them anyway. Point proven.

Anyway, back to blogging. My beautiful wife Crystal, whom I've been married to these past nine years, created a blog on this very website. I decided to give it a try because ranting at my wife all the time became, well, old. This way, I can subject all of you (or just you) to my warped sences of achievement.

My goal for this blog is to shed some light on my innermost workings for my dear friends, and to totally offend the rest of you. If you have typed letters to your congressman stored in you filing cabinet ready to go with the offenders name and type of insult blank, I suggest you close your web browser now and hire someone to get your groceries for you, because not only shouldn't you read my blog, you probably shouldn't venture out into the world for a last minute roll of toilet paper.